Bad Weather

NARRATOR
Six o'clock, the radio should be on
I must'n miss the weather
Last trip or not, I'll keep to time
RADIO ANNOUNCER
Now let's head over to Susan for the weather
SUSAN
Thank you Phil, hope you're all wrapped up warm
It's going to a chilly one tonight
Heavy snow and below zero temperatures predicted in most areas
With bitterly cold winds coming in off the North Sea
The south of England will be particularly badly affected
Frost and ice is expected, so please take care on the roads
And if possible avoid using them altogether
Here's the shipping forecast
RADIO ANNOUNCER
There are warnings of gales in all areas
General synopsis...
NARRATOR
Ain't that typical, look
Christmas Eve and the heavens open
It's falling as thick as a vicar's dandruff out there
All sideways and angry
Whoa just look at that sky
It's like a dirty puddle

The world's been left alone
Cause all that can fly have flown
And you beg and you plead for the cold wind to leave you alone
And the whole world solid froze
Still a cold wind blows
You're breathless from breathing
It's too cold to breathe in at all
You rub your hands together
Breathe on your fingers
Stamp a little harder
Pull up your collar
Try to remember, it's not like this forever
It's only bad weather

It's so cold that you wanna cry
But the tears are ice in your eye
Your lips freeze together
It's unlike any weather you've ever known
And you want to write a letter
Complain to your neighbour
Get a piece in the paper
It's a hopeless vendetta
You pull yourself together
And try to remember it's only bad weather
And things'll get better
You rub your hands together
And breathe on your fingers
Stamp a little harder
Pull up your collar
Try to remember, it's not like this forever
It's only bad weather

It's just bad weather
It's just bad weather
It's just bad weather
It's just bad weather
It's just bad weather
It's just bad weather