Last to Know

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't comin to my show
You could'a called me up to say good luck
You could'a called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

First date we ate sushi and
It went well I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mum that there was no more room
You didn't show that was so uncool
You could'a called me back

So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore
I heard it's me you're asking for
I thought I'd see you the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't comin' to my show
You could'a called me up to say good luck
You could'a called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

After the date I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
Tried to get me to do things I just won't do
The last I heard from you
Here's how I guess the story goes
You would'a came if I was a hoe
Fuck for parts that's just not how I role
Move it on down the road

So I guess we shouldn't be friends anymore
I'm sick of hearing that it's me you're asking for
'Cause I thought I'd see you the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't comin to my show
You could'a called me up to say good luck
You could'a called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't comin to my show
You could'a called me up to say good luck
You could'a called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
Yes...
The last to know
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
You could'a called me up
The last to know