Pigs, Sheep and Wolves

[Verse 1]

Big and fat, pig's supposed to look like that

Barnyard thug, sleeps on straw and he calls it a rug

Yeah that's a rug, okay, he's walking down the street

And nobody's going to argue with him, he's a half a ton of pig meat

[Verse 2]

Up in the hills above the farm

Lives a pack of wolves, never did no harm

Sleep all day, hunt 'til four

Maybe catch a couple of rodents, you know, a carnivore

[Verse 3]

Sheep in the meadow, nibbling on some clover

One of them sheep wanders over

Sits by a rock, separated from the flock

He's just sitting by a rock

[Verse 4]

Where did he go, I don't know

Well he was here a minute ago

I don't know, sheep's dead

Got a gash as big as a wolf's head

Oh God

[Verse 5]

Big and fat, pig's supposed to look like that

Wallowing in lanolin, he's rubbing it into his pigskin

Police are going crazy, saying let's get him

Let's get that wolf, let's get him

Let's get that wolf, let's get him

Let's kill him, let's get him, let's kill him

[Verse 6]

Court-appointed lawyer wasn't very bright

Or maybe he was bright, maybe he just had a late night

Yeah it was just a late night and he files some feeble appeal

And the governor says forget it, it's a done deal

[Verse 7]

These objections, I don't care, election

Let's give that wolf a lethal injection

Let's get him, yeah get him

Let's kill him, let's get him

Let's kill him, let's get him, kill him

Let's get him and kill him

Whew, slow, here comes the media with their camera

Asking everybody's opinion about pigs, sheep and wolves

[Verse 8]

Big and fat, pig's supposed to laugh like that

This is hilarious, what a great time

I'm the pig who committed the perfect crime

All around the world, France and Scandinavia

There's candle light vigils protesting this behavior

It's animal behavior, animal behavior

[Outro]

It's pig, sheep and wolves

Pig, sheep and wolves

Pig, sheep and wolves

It's animal behavior

Pig, sheep and wolves