Why Not 0

[Intro]

Hmmm...MVP

Hey, what's wrong?

This is a really hard decision

Ahhh, it's not that hard

Here, let me show you

Listen!

[Verse 1]

You're looking for an MVP and don't know who to pick (pick it)

Listen to me kid, I'll show you a trick

Just add all the box scores and the analytics

Multiply by the numbers and number statistics

It equals zero...the answer's zero (That's ridiculous!)

Exactly, now listen

3.3 net rating when he on the floor

Minus 8.9 when he not there any more

66 percent usage rating in the clutch

Dude, you need 3 players to equal that much

[Chorus]

Two digits times three, that's a triple double

Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble

All the stats, lead us to our hero

Add it up, and the answer's always zero

[Verse 2]

Add his clutch net rating, plus 29

And it equals zero... (It does?) Every time!

He's breaking records, he breaking ankles

Hitting buzzer beater shots from the crazy angles

His true shooting goes up in (crunch time)

Their defense just turned into a (punchline)

Let the records show, the record's been ravaged

Count 'em up (42) hashtag savage

[Chorus]

Two digits times three, that's a triple double

Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble

All the stats, lead us to our hero

Add it up, and the answer's always zero

[Bridge]

Ohhh, Zero! Like Russell Westbrook

But Zero doesn't care what the stats add to

'Cause winning is all zero ever wanted to do

[Chorus]

Two digits times three, that's a triple double

Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble

All the stats, lead us to our hero

Add it up, and the answer's always zero