Babbages

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]

One two, one two

I did a spell for protection

'Geti gave me direction

Said try to do it from the West end

This dinosaur is my best friend

Street Fighter 4 vs Tekken

Fantastic 4 vs X-Men

It's Iron Sword vs Air Wolf

In Game Informer we would share books

On Christmas morn' we was barefoot

We used to pore over box art

Then tear it open at the top part

Then push it down like a pop tart

We pushed the power then we pressed start

When it was cold wе could play freely

It's hard mode but it's made easy

Put in thе code from the Game Genie

It's Sega games on the dang CD, and I don't even understand that

My stepsister wore a van grack

[Verse 2: Video Dave]

I threw my caution to the wind and it came right back

I couldn't settle on a subject so I made five hats

I drove my sadness to the water but remained quite sad

They stole my bag out of my locker, I reclaimed my bag

I asked the doctor fix my shoulder, pain came right back

I ate some pasta and I got my shirt stain like that

I jumped up in the ring one time and my face got tapped

I dropped my hands and I got punched, it tasted bad

I got back my wallet and my passport

I only lost 'em 'cause half my life I'm lost in transport

Phoenix to Boston, the lake shore to Austin

The front to the back door, May/Smith to Lawson

If you love it, you gotta set it free

I give a fuck about a pedigree

I find that my mind trap be steady telling me

Hey bro, you gotta let it go, you better let it be

[Verse 3: Still Rift]

I move in good faith, I have a slow pace

Before I go to sleep I clean my mouth with toothpaste

Before I leave the house I pick up all my loose waste

I'm not the prettiest but like my girls with cute face value

Pick the pennies up for good luck

I oil the squeaky wheels so hopefully they shut up

Sometimes the mystery of what's inside a dump truck ain't worth it

Every year I buy another phone, the one I own is perfect

I watched my mom on TV

She's crying holding up a picture that is not me

I changed the channel but they're all a carbon copy

They tried to come in through the window but were sloppy

The taste of skin's a different kind of flavor

They tried to reprimand for my behavior

I tried to say I was their lord and savior

Then told my therapist I waived the waiver