Showbiz

[Spoken Intro: STILL RIFT]

Yeah I'mma start practically immediately

[Verse 1: STILL RIFT]

So gather 'round

We're the new fools in town

And the sound's laid down by the underground

We'll drink up all the whiskey that you got on your shelf

So just let me introduce myself

My name is STILL RIFT

Pronounced with the napalm

Keep calm and carry on

Right arm a Megatron

Blueprint of Babylon

Silent Tetra-Grammaton

The false alarm, Chicken Little

Wolf ticket bought the farm

Foxes in the henhouse

Cockfight, get the money like curls

A betting man wins but lose thе girls

Midnight in a perfect world

Building steam with grains of salt

Shadow o' thе avalanche

Shift the plate, and dodge the fault

Split hair to Albuquerque

Call Saul for the rabbit stew

Slippin' Jimmy caught the fall

Best of Genes begins anew

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]

Now gather 'round

We're the new fools in town

And my sound's laid down by the underground

We'll drink up all the whiskey you got on your shelf

So just let me introduce myself

My name is Open Michael

And it's pronounced like it was fired from a broken rifle

Leaning like a turnin' motorcycle

Oiled and gleamin' like a golden idol

Book me, the king of the ring, and let me hold the title

I'm only messing with people who know the meaning of things

And Service Merchandise break rooms and media kings

Playground means freedom, that's the feeling, it stings

I'm in a grid, 30 feet away dreaming of swings, it's unreachable

[Verse 3: Video Dave]

And now gather 'round, gather—

We the new fools in town

And our sound's laid down by the underground

We'll drink up all the whiskey that you got on your shelf

So just let me introduce myself

My name is David, pronounced with the Video

VHS, Betamax, analog, digital

We the best, braid the raps, let's get physical

Throwback rap tracks, swole fat backpacks for delivery

Fresher than what you're giving me

Nostalgia like a muh'fucker, you ever read The Giving Tree?

By Shel Silverstein? I know you're feeling me, hey

I know you're feeling me

I know ya—

My name is Celozzi-Ettleson

I feel like I am better than every David

Excluding Trugoy and Letterman

We the new (Fools in town)

Gather 'round

Gather 'round

[Outro: Various]

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