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Problem Patterns

Advertising Services

Release date: 26th October 2023

From Blouse Club
Track 3
2:45
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"Advertising Services" is a track by Problem Patterns, from the album Blouse Club, released 26th October 2023. The track is 2:45 long. It's filed under Punk. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about Problem Patterns.

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Problem Patterns

Problem Patterns

Lyrics

Advertising Services

Do you want to see improvement?
Are you ready for a taste of success?
Call now for your free assessment -
Put our services to the test!
We’ve got just what you need to start a fight
Our secret formula reduces bark to maximise your bite!
Are you paying in cash or in kind?
Read the small print, you can unsubscribe at any time!

We mean business, We mean business
Like we’re all on some kind of Forbes list
We mean business, We mean business
Hurry up, you don’t want to miss this

The market research shows the inequalities are endless!
Profit is valued more than dealing with injustice
The rich rake in billions - hoarding the wealth
They’re economically distancing from everyone else
While poorest half of people share 2%
And there are 21,000 deaths a day we could prevent *
If our leaders weren’t too cushy and content to want a fix
When the people are hungry they’ll eat the rich

We mean business, We mean business
Like we’re all on some kind of Forbes list
We mean business, We mean business
Hurry up, you don’t want to miss this
We mean business, We mean business
Crunching the numbers, conducting our analysis
We mean business, We mean business
Tick the box and we’ll make sure you don’t miss this

Hello, welcome to Blouse Club!
How may I help you today?
Please hold while I connect the line
Thank you for calling, have a blousy day!

Advertising services for Blouse Club

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Track details

From Blouse Club

2:452023
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Album
Blouse Club
Blouse Club
Problem Patterns
27th October 2023
Track number
3
Release year
2023
  1. 1Y.A.W
    3:31
  2. 2Big Shouty
    1:26
  3. 3Advertising Services
    2:45
  4. 4A History of Bad Men Part II
    2:47

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