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Lesbo 3000

Release date: 27th July 2023

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"Lesbo 3000" is a track by Problem Patterns, from the album Blouse Club, released 27th July 2023. It's filed under Punk. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about Problem Patterns.

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Problem Patterns

Problem Patterns

Lyrics

Lesbo 3000

[Verse 1]

Fetished on pornhub

Then attack us in the street

Dyke means dichotomy

We're not male commodity

[Chorus]

Call me a dyke

It's a badge of honour

Call me a dyke

I'll wear it with pride

[Verse 2]

Nothing in your jeans

Can change me

There is no "magic cure"

Because it's not a fucking disease

[Chorus]

Call me a dyke

It's a badge of honour

Call me a dyke

I'll wear it with pride

[Verse 3]

Male projected fantasy

On women's sexuality

They can't imagine a reality

Wherе they are all unnecеssary

[Chorus]

Call me a dyke

It's a badge of honour

Call me a dyke

I'll wear it with pride

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Track details

From Blouse Club

2023
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Blouse Club
Blouse Club
Problem Patterns
27th October 2023
Release year
2023
  1. 1Y.A.W
    3:31
  2. 2Big Shouty
    1:26
  3. 3Advertising Services
    2:45
  4. 4A History of Bad Men Part II
    2:47
  5. 5L***o 3000
    1:47
  6. 6Pity Bra
    1:32
  7. 7Who Do We Not Save
    2:07
  8. 8Poverty Tourist
    2:40
  9. 9Letter of Resignation
    3:32
  10. 10Picture of Health
    2:03
  11. 11TERFs Out
    2:39
  12. 12Domestic Bliss
    2:23
  13. —Lesbo 3000
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