Cuntry Boner (Disco Viagra Mix)

[Intro]

Get it up, get it up, gotta get it, get it up (7x)

Get it up, get it up, get it up, woo!

[Verse 1]

I fucked Dolly Parton

I fucked Loretta Lynn

I fucked Barbara Mandrell

And I fucked all of her kin

I fucked Minnie Pearl

I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl

I fucked the Judds

I fucked the Judds

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

[Chorus]

It won't go down

(Get it up, get it up

Gotta get it, get it up-)

It won't go down

My boner, my boner

My boner won't go down

It won't go down

It won't go down

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

[Verse 2]

I fucked Willie Nelson

I fucked him deep inside

I fucked Elvis Presley

In the bathroom where he died

I fucked Dwight Yoakam

Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles

And he hollered when I poked 'em

I fucked the Judds (He fucked the Judds)

I fucked the Judds (He fucked the Judds)

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

[Chorus]

It won't go down

(Get it up, get it up

Gotta get it, get it up-)

It won't go down

My boner, my boner

My boner won't go down

It won't go down

It won't go down

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

[Bridge]

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee-hoo

That's how we do it

[Verse 3]

I fucked Alabama

I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys

I fucked Randy Travis

With a 12 inch plastic toy

I fucked the cast of Hee Haw (heehaw)

I fucked Glen Cambell

I fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rodgers farted pearls

When I fucked his big white ass

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

[Chorus x2]

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)

(Get it up, get it up

Gotta get it, get it up-)

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)

My boner, my boner

My boner won't go down

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

[Outro]

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)

(Get it up, get it up

Gotta get it, get it up-)

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)

My boner, my boner

My boner won't go down

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)

My cuntry boner

It won't go down

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)

It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)

It won't go down

(Get it up, get it up

Gotta get it, get it up

Get it up)

(It fuckin' won't go)

(It fuckin' won't go down)