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Simultaneous

Release date: 30th October 2015

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'Simultaneous' opens with a spoken-word monologue from Maynard James Keenan, a rambling account of an encounter with an eccentric stranger at a city festival. The narrator describes a figure of studied contradiction: a punk-rock gathering's unlikely outlier, dressed in a yellow foam cowboy hat and toy pistols, absorbed in his Walkman at full volume. The story unfolds as an exercise in selective attention, the stranger unapologetically filtering the chaos around him rather than pretending to master it. The track shifts between narrative and instrumentation, building from the spoken passages into a more electronic, layered arrangement that sits somewhere between rock and experimental production. As the story reaches its climax, the stranger's Walkman battery dies, and he finally offers complete presence and focus. The song captures something about human connection that resists easy categorisation: the possibility of understanding emerging not from forced communication, but from the willingness to meet someone exactly as they are, insanity and all.

"Simultaneous" is a track by Puscifer, from the album Money Shot, released 30th October 2015. Full lyrics are available below.

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Puscifer

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Lyrics

Simultaneous

[Intro (Spoken): Maynard James Keenan]

So, the first time I saw him was at the annual city festival, at the end of the plaza, on, uh, "Punker Hill", also known as "The Island of Misfits". Um, It's like a mound of black leather and army surplus jackets and boots and spiky egg-white hairdos and mohawks and second generation Exploited and Minor Threat and Sex Pistols patches and stuff. Basically a haven for the misunderstood punk-y, rock-y, goth-y, "woe is me" types.​

And, uh, and there he was, right in the middle of it all. Um, oversized yellow foam-rubber cowboy hat, and, pink plastic Toys-R-Us pistols and holster. Off-white dashiki, uh, shirt, and tattered bell bottom jeans, leather feet, Raleigh cigarette finger stains. And he was an island within an island, and I just, kinda had to know more.​

So, I, uhh, I sat with him for hours just trying to get a bearing on his beautiful insanity. Every third inquiry was met with, you know, an eloquent but unusual response, and, you know, the subsequent exchange, it kinda warranted continuing the conversation, cause he was, he was interesting. Uh, 'course the other, the other two-thirds of my efforts were dismissed, while he took in the constant flow of the festival crowd. All around us.​

Uh, a raging river of multi-cultural music, art, food, families. Uh, all of this with his Walkman at full volume. I think it was Foreigner, playing through the headphones. And I asked maybe, you know "Hey, maybe you could turn that down, so we can talk?", and he replied, "Can you hear me"? and I said "Yes", he said "Well, then it's fine". He never really pretended, not once, to be able to organize all of this chaos that was going on around us. Uh, he just unapologetically chose which pieces to focus on.​

Well, you know, after a few hours we seemed to have found our stride, found our rhythm, kinda settled into it, and we're having these intermittent conversations, uh, flipping back and forth between the chaos and the focus. And then, just kinda out of no where, he seemed to become a little unsettled and disturbed. And I asked him what was wrong and he just blurted out "Peanut parents in syrup", and then he looked at me like I would know what that means, and then he said, "You have any, do you have any batteries?"

So basically his, his Walkman was running out of power and he just needed batteries.  So, before I could even turn and ask one of our fellow punkers for some double-A's, he grabbed my face with both hands, and then for the first time in the entire conversation, he gave me his complete focus and attention, completely present, and calmly said, "We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye."

[Verse 1: Maynard & Carina Round]

Should the oceans rise

Should the sky come falling down

Should the islands tremble beneath us

See our better nature blossom

[Verse 2: Maynard & Carina]

Should the sun rain fire

Should Hell on Earth freeze over

And our inner beast wake hungry

See our better nature feed them

Should the sun rain fire

Should Hell on Earth freeze over

And our inner beast wake hungry

See our better nature feed and calm them

[Chorus: Maynard & Carina, Maynard]

Find a way through, around, or over

Find a way through, around, or over

Find a way through, around, or over

Find a way through, around, or over

Find a way through, around, or over (Around or over, around or over, around or over, around or over)

Find a way through, around, or over (Around or over, around or over, around or over)

Find a way through, around, or over

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2015
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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer
Carina Round, Mat Mitchell, Maynard James Keenan
Producer
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Drums
Jon Theodore
Guitar
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Juliette Commagere, Mat Mitchell
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Colin Strahm
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Dave Collins
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