96 TOTY ROBBEN VS 96 TOTY DI MARIA

[Verse 1: Quadeca (as Robben)]

My name is Robben, I'm robbin' you of this victory

All these heads are noddin', applaudin' while I make history

Don't you know you're rotten, forgotten? You are a mystery

To me, you're not an option, get lost, and that's about it from me

Nah, I'm just kiddin' and my dribblin's ridiculous

I'm winnin' this, score ten times your goal total in a minute

I'm the best RM and anyone can see I'm the winner

Your name is "Angel", but to the football gods, you're a sinner

[Verse 2: Didac (as Di Maria)]

You're a sideman to the Batman; you're just a little Robin

I'm the winner, I'm The Joker, get ready for your coffin

Makе sure to get your goggles and put your diving cap on

And sincе you're such a pussy, please get your tampon

I'm the best, I'm the pace-iest, thought I was an aethiest

'Til I found out I'm a god, I always win like a Patriot

Different sport? Doesn't matter- you're shattered and you're splattered

You're just a bald old man who can't control his bladder

[Verse 3: Quadeca (as Robben)]

The only way you're better's with an attribute card

You're chicken, repeatedly murder you like a factory farm

Just look at the ratings- you know that says it all

Everyone cringes every time that you get the ball

When it's your turn, you don't step onto the platform

I win the Champions League or any trophy that you ask for

I am the master, you're slower and I am faster

Just compare the stats and you'll see this rap battle's a disaster

[Verse 4: Didac (as Di Maria)]

Your name says it, you're a criminal, I'm an angel, it's biblical

Try to take me out- you can't, 'cause I'm practically invincible

My skills are inexplicable, in charge, like the principal

Don't mess with me, I'll beat you down with one syllable

You might be faster, doesn't matter 'cause I'd rather have swagger

Than look like a bad grandpa with a broken bladder

When I look at you, I see an ugly Dutch

Are you diving or did you fall? I'll bring you your crutch