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Radiohead – 2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.) (2003) | Track profile | Dork

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Hail To the Thief
2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.)

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2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.)

Release date: 9th June 2003

From Hail To the Thief

Adult Alternative

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About This Track

"2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.)" is a track by Radiohead, from the album Hail To the Thief, released 9th June 2003. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 16 articles about Radiohead.

About the Artist

Radiohead

Radiohead

Lyrics

2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.)

[Intro]

We're on, that's a nice way to start, Jonny

[Verse 1]

Are you such a dreamer

To put the world to rights?

I'll stay home forever

Where two and two always makes a five

[Verse 2]

I'll lay down the tracks

Sandbag and hide

January has April showers

And two and two always makes a five

[Bridge]

It's the devil's way now

There is no way out

You can scream and you can shout

It is too late now

Because

[Chorus]

You have not been

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

You have not been

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

You have not been

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

You have not been

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

Paying attention

[Outro]

I try to sing along

But I get it all wrong

'Cause I'm not, 'cause I'm not

I swat 'em like flies

But like flies, the bugs keep coming back

Not, but I'm not

All hail to the thief

All hail to the thief

But I'm not, but I'm not

But I'm not, but I'm not

Don't question my authority or put me in a box

'Cause I'm not, 'cause I'm not

Oh, go and tell the king

That the sky is falling in

But it's not, but it's not

But it's not, maybe not

Maybe not

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Track details

From Hail To the Thief

2003

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Album

Hail To the Thief

Release year

2003

—I will. (No man’s Land.)
—Scatterbrain. (As Dead as Leaves.)
—A Wolf At the Door
3:21
—A Punchup at a Wedding. (No no no no no no no no.)
—Where I End and You Begin. (The Sky is Falling in.)
—A Wolf at the Door. (It Girl. Rag Doll.)
—Myxomatosis. (Judge, Jury & Executioner.)
—Backdrifts. (Honeymoon is Over.)
—2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.)
—The Gloaming. (Softly Open our Mouths in the Cold.)
—Sail to the Moon. (Brush the Cobwebs out of the Sky.)
—Sit down. Stand up. (Snakes & Ladders.)
—There there. (The Boney King of Nowhere.)
—Go to Sleep. (Little Man being Erased.)
—We Suck Young Blood. (Your Time is up.)
—There, There
5:24
—Sit Down. Stand Up
4:20
—Where I End and You Begin
4:29
—We Suck Young Blood
4:57
—I Will
1:59
—A Punch Up at a Wedding
4:57
—Go To Sleep
3:22
—Scatterbrain
3:22
—Myxomatosis
3:53
—2 + 2 = 5
3:19
—Backdrifts
5:23
—The Gloaming
3:32
—Sail To The Moon
4:18

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Colin Greenwood, Ed O’Brien, Jonny Greenwood, Philip Selway, Thom Yorke
Producer: Nigel Godrich, Radiohead
Bass: Colin Greenwood
Drums: Philip Selway
Guitar: Ed O’Brien, Thom Yorke
Vocals: Thom Yorke
Produced At: Ocean Way Recording