Millennial

[Pre-Chorus]

And I thought that

I could have it

It’d be easy

Never happened

Now it’s tragic

On a mattress

And they’re laughing about that

Call it magic

In a casket

Couldn’t hack it

Now the devil’s given me a crooked back

Probably making Jesus mad

That’s my bad

[Pre-Chorus]

Never getting it back

Goes on and on and on

[Chorus]

I wonder if I were successful

Would my friends call me more

You know you’re not doing your best

When eating food feels like a chore

Typing into my URL bar as if I’m talking to God

Another pathetic millennial

Been slipping up

[Verse]

Now we’re lying

In our pink bed

Watching Pixar

And the guy’s dead

And I’m losing it to flashbacks on thе screen

Missing Avril

Need an Advil

Empty headed

Space cadеt’ed

Watching stars move on the ceiling

Feeling foolish trying to pray

Oh my god

[Pre-Chorus]

No one’s hitting me back

Goes on and on and on

[Chorus]

I wonder if I were successful

Would my friends call me more

You know you’re not doing your best

When eating food feels like a chore

Typing into my URL bar as if I’m talking to God

Another pathetic millennial

Been slipping up

[Bridge]

(Comb, lipgloss, phone, whatever

Put it in a ziplock bag forever

Bail, sleep, repeat, whatever

Banking on the worst doesn’t make it any better)

All I wanted

Was to want it

Never have it

Now I’m slipping up my words

Couldn’t hack it

And they’re laughing about that

[Chorus]

I wonder if I were successful

Would my friends call me more

You know you’re not doing your best

When eating food feels like a chore

Typing into my URL bar as if I’m talking to God

Another pathetic millennial

Been slipping up