My Better Half

[Verse 1] Kick my shoe off, take my sock off, pull my pant off Find my pajama and I put it on Then I crawl into bed and I cry my eye out Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone) [Verse 2] I just lie there, and as I lie there, my arm feels so empty And my lip longs to kiss her all night long If I had the gut, I'd blow my brain out Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone) [Bridge] I was a whole man when I was with her Now I'm a plier, I'm a scissor I'm half this and half that Half-slow and half-fast, oh [Verse 3] I've got the blue and I'm up to my elbow in heartache Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone) [Outro] Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone)