You Ruined My Plans

[Intro]

Ok, I’m in tune, start recording

[Verse 1]

I had a note on my phone and I called it the plan

I’m an organised chap, I’m not a caveman

I like to plan things out, makes me feel in control

Makes me feel like god in my own little world

I never planned for this, oh no

I could never plan what just happened today

[Pre-Chorus]

'Cause I today I met you

And then I wrote this song

And you wasted my time

I’m behind schedule

[Chorus]

Isn’t that sublime

Isn’t that just stellar

Look what you've done, you weirdo

Did I ask? Did I ask to fall for you

Isn’t that just swell

You don’t care, oh well

Look what you've done, you weirdo

You've ruined my plans

I never planned to fall for you this soon

[Verse 2]

No no no no, n-n no no no

No no no no no

We can just be friends

Just a girl I know, just a pastime trend

By the way just curious, do you have a boyfriend?

You’re so annoying with your laugh and your hair

And your eyes and your face and your voice

And all the things that make me smile

[Pre-Chorus]

Leave me alone

I’m trying to write a song

Trying to keep my mind off you

I don’t think it’s working

(Don’t think it’s working)

[Chorus]

Isn’t that sublime

Isn’t that just stellar

Look what you've done, you weirdo

Did I ask? Did I ask to fall for you

Isn’t that just swell

You don’t care, oh well

Look what you've done, you weirdo

You've ruined my plans

I never planned to fall for you this soon

[Verse 3]

You know I guess you’re alright, you could certainly be worse

You don’t make me wanna climb into the back of a hearse

You know make me laugh, and I quite like laughing

And I quite like you so let’s skip the faffing

I hired one of my friends to be an inside man

My eyes and ears while I hid in a van

[Pre-Chorus]

I’m just joking

Dammit I’m not funny

I’m so bad at this part

But I just wanna say

[Chorus]

I think you’re sublime

I think you’re just stellar

Look at you you're a weirdo, you’re just like me

I wanna be alone, but together, see?

You’re so swell

I wanna care about you more than myself

Oh, you've ruined my plans, but I don’t mind

I'd rather my plans be ruined by you

Than by anyone else in the history of humankind