Early 1970

[Verse 1]

Lives on a farm, got plenty of charm, beep, beep

He's got no cows but he's sure got a whole lot of sheep

A brand new wife and a family

And when he comes to town, I wonder if he'll play with me

[Verse 2]

Laying in bed, watching TV, cookie!

With his mama by his side, she's Japanese

They scream and they cried, now they're free

And when he comes to town, I know he's gonna play with me

[Verse 3]

He's a long-haired, cross-legged guitar picker, um-um

With his long-legged lady in the garden picking daisies for his soup

A forty acre house he doesn't see

Because he's always in town, playing for you with me

[Verse 4]

I play guitar, A - D - E

I don't play bass 'cause that's too hard for me

I play the piano if it's in C

And when I go to town, I wanna see all three

And when I go to town, I wanna see all three

And when I go to town, I wanna see all three