Violet Grohl is playing a Dork's Night Out at London's 100 Club•
All Points East has revealed four days of free community events in Victoria Park•
BTS are turning London into a citywide celebration ahead of their 'ARIRANG' shows•
Steve Lacy has teamed up with SZA on new single 'is it cool?'
•
My First Time explore the urge to escape on new single 'Paris, Texas'•
deBasement have announced their new EP 'HARDBODY' and shared teaser track 'CUT THE LINE'•
Mura Masa and Ledbyher join forces on break-driven new single 'Needja'•
Beck and Sierra Ferrell have teamed up for a new version of 'Ride Lonesome'•
Baby Queen turns the spotlight on herself with new album 'I Hope You Don't Remember Me'•
Cara Delevingne has released new single 'Need It', co-written with Fiona Apple•
Empress Of has announced her new album 'Dream House', featuring Blood Orange and Cecile Believe•
Ravyn Lenae weighs up an old flame on new single 'Saturday Night'•
Cruz Beckham has announced his debut EP 'Wear & Tear'•
Brandon Flowers has 'Plans' ahead of his solo return 'Thrasher'•
Carly Rae Jepsen has dropped her new single 'On Wires' ahead of double album 'Day and Night'•
Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour•
The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•
flowerovlove has released her first-ever first Christmas track, 'wishlist'•
Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity•
JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'•
Violet Grohl is playing a Dork's Night Out at London's 100 Club•
All Points East has revealed four days of free community events in Victoria Park•
BTS are turning London into a citywide celebration ahead of their 'ARIRANG' shows•
Steve Lacy has teamed up with SZA on new single 'is it cool?'•
My First Time explore the urge to escape on new single 'Paris, Texas'•
deBasement have announced their new EP 'HARDBODY' and shared teaser track 'CUT THE LINE'•
Mura Masa and Ledbyher join forces on break-driven new single 'Needja'•
Beck and Sierra Ferrell have teamed up for a new version of 'Ride Lonesome'•
Baby Queen turns the spotlight on herself with new album 'I Hope You Don't Remember Me'•
Cara Delevingne has released new single 'Need It', co-written with Fiona Apple•
Empress Of has announced her new album 'Dream House', featuring Blood Orange and Cecile Believe•
Ravyn Lenae weighs up an old flame on new single 'Saturday Night'•
Cruz Beckham has announced his debut EP 'Wear & Tear'•
Brandon Flowers has 'Plans' ahead of his solo return 'Thrasher'•
Carly Rae Jepsen has dropped her new single 'On Wires' ahead of double album 'Day and Night'•
Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour•
The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•
flowerovlove has released her first-ever first Christmas track, 'wishlist'•
Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity•
JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'•
Dork
News
Features
Reviews
Magazine
Shop
Listings
Directory
Festivals
Hype-THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST
Upset-DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD
Festival Guides-YOUR ESSENTIAL FESTIVAL COMPANION
Hype-THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST
Mixtape-DORK'S BEST NEW TRACKS
Play-DORK'S NEW MUSIC FRIDAY EDIT
Upset-DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD
Playlist Covers
Playlist Directory
Recommender
Before Doors-LIVE SESSIONS
Music Video Directory
Down With Boring-THE DORK PODCAST
Chart Attack-UK NUMBER ONES, DISSECTED
Dork Live
Dork Radio
Live
Live 24/7
Dork Radio
Dork
Down With Boring

Join thousands of music lovers getting the best new tracks, exclusive interviews, and breaking news delivered straight to your inbox every week.

In print now

June 2026

Latest issue variants

View archive
Dork, June 2026 (Bleachers cover)

Bleachers

Dork, June 2026 (Myles Smith cover)

Myles Smith

Dork, June 2026 (Towa Bird cover)

Towa Bird

Advertise
|
Support|
About Dork|
Privacy Policy|
Genres|
Years|
Sitemap|
RSS|
Cookie settings
© 2026 The Bunker Publishing Ltd. All rights reserved.
Powered by PlaywireAdvertise on this site.
  1. Tracks
  2. Rob Sonic
  3. Latrinalia
  4. Horse

TRACK

Rob Sonic

Horse

Release date: 1st October 2021

From Latrinalia
Hip-Hop/RapMusic
Spotify More on Rob Sonic

About This Track

"Horse" is a track by Rob Sonic, from the album Latrinalia, released 1st October 2021. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Rob Sonic

Rob Sonic

Lyrics

Horse

[Verse 1: Rob Sonic]

I'm 'bout to drive my brand new Fiat through the Strand News kiosk

'Cause my bamboo Filas just got canned food triage

My shampoo shorted out, my tan hue mammal mop

My lampoon vacay gotta change planes at the Amazon

My Camelot's a little rough, my past a little checkered flag

My dream's a little empty and my memory's have been Men in Black'd

My better half's the whole pie and reruns of the Happy Days

Might ultimize the Fresh Fest and my Rolling Stones are Daddy Kane

My jazzy ways decoded 'em like opеning your parent's snacks

To keeping some between your thumbs to feed 'еm to the feral cats

The pharaoh has enough strength, we should test it at the sewer line

And if it breaks, we paint it and we take it to the Guggenheim

This do or die is all we know, or maybe not completely all

We know how to get busier than filthy firms at city hall

If people called just tell 'em that I threw my phone into a moat

Or that I've kicked the bucket, been abducted by a UFO

[Bridge: Rob Sonic]

Run a baseline, put it on the glass

Stand on one foot, sign an autograph

Start to bark like a large seal

Lets start a fight and do a cartwheel

Hail a cab, take it 10 feet

Do a chest pound at the Wendy's

Use the drive through, take the dog trash

And do the robot on the whole way as you walk back

[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman]

Bobby has a hobby, I say maybes to the prob'ly and

Spent all my dough from winning lottery on veggie souvlaki

All of my major relationships were rocky

Until I bought my Picasso and now I'm always playing tonsil hockey

My vision is 20/20, I'm super at 20 questions

Since I was a freshman I've had a refreshing effervescence

Evolving, nothing in common with the people that they name us after

It's crazy how much better we are than famous rappers

Don't try relating if you never had a Rolo

I've joined a lot of groups but my penchant’s for going solo

You stop me on my way and ask if you can take a photo

Though if I had my way you'd throw away your telephono

And acting like you know is now a no-no

Acting is for herbs that wanna wind up like the bird they call the dodo

Location is the difference ‘tween a robe and a kimono

Rotation of the globe is why they call it rock and rollo

Hoe

[Outro: Homeboy Sandman]

Feed a hobo, instead of buy weed

Turn the news off, delete your IG

Do a handstand on a blue whale

Buy your own merch, clip your toenails

Feel your cornpops, for they cop crows

Trim your chest hair with your eyes closed

Change you password, give a high five

Join the Navy, have a baby while you skydive

Swish

Track details

From Latrinalia

2021
Listen
Album
Latrinalia
Latrinalia
Rob Sonic
24th September 2021
Release year
2021

More from Rob Sonic

Albums & EPs

Latrinalia
Latrinalia
2021

Explore

More tracks by Rob Sonic

  1. Alice in Thunderdome
    3:40
  2. Jesus Christ Super Tramp
    3:33
  3. JJ Sad
    3:41
  4. Killjoy
  5. Off BroadwayLatrinalia
    3:07
  6. Shoplift
    3:39
  7. Super Ball
    4:00
  8. Bikini
  9. GrimaceLatrinalia
    1:45
  10. Hammer of ChaosLatrinalia
    3:28

Showing 10 of 23

If you like Rob Sonic

Aesop Rock

Aesop Rock

Homeboy Sandman

Homeboy Sandman

Various Artists

Various Artists

El-P

El-P

Busdriver

Busdriver

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

View full lyrics page →
—Off Broadway
  • —Horse
  • 2:45
  • GrimaceLatrinalia
    1:45
  • Hammer of ChaosLatrinalia
    3:28
  • LatrinaliaLatrinalia
    4:10
  • JJ Sad
    3:41
  • Alice in Thunderdome
    3:40
  • Off BroadwayLatrinalia
    3:07
  • Shoplift
    3:39
  • March of DimesLatrinalia
    2:38
  • MintsLatrinalia
    2:17
  • Off Broadway (feat. Aesop Rock)Latrinalia
    3:07
  • MinkLatrinalia
    3:35
  • Horse (feat. Homeboy Sandman)Latrinalia
    2:56
  • Smothered and CoveredLatrinalia
    2:41
  • Jesus Christ Super Tramp
    3:33
  • Super Ball
    4:00
  • Credits

    Production & Engineering

    Writer
    Homeboy Sandman, Rob Sonic
    Producer
    Rob Sonic
    READ MORE ABOUT ROB SONICREAD MORE ABOUT ROB SONIC
    READ MORE ABOUT ROB SONICREAD MORE ABOUT ROB SONIC

    No coverage available for Rob Sonic yet.