iPhones Gay

My friend's got an iPhone and he hates that shit
He tells me every day
He says man I'm down to 22%
And I just charged all day

He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone
Deletes his fucking music all day
If he wants plug his headphones in his damn phone
He can't get an iPhone 8

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay
iPhone why don't you lick a cock?
Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay
Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs?

He slits both his hands and it still isn't enough
To bring an end to system updates
OS is just lubing up his little butt
For like, 10 or 11 rapes

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay
iPhone why don't you lick a cock?
Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay
Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs?

Well, I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah
Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong
Every day
Let me tell you bout my other friend now

My friend's got a Android and it sucks his dick (that's right!)
And grills him savory steaks (whoo! Everyday now)
If he wants fucking cancer, then he'll get iPhone
But till then, his life is great (so great!)

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay (uh oh)
iPhone why don't you lick a cock? (get a job!)
Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay
Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs? (oh yeah!)

iPhone did 9/11, it was insane (oh yeah!)
iPhone why don't you lick a cock? (get fucked)
Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay
Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs?

Hey, that's why now everyone's an Android