iPhones Gay

My friend's got an iPhone and he hates that shit He tells me every day He says man I'm down to 22% And I just charged all day He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone Deletes his fucking music all day If he wants plug his headphones in his damn phone He can't get an iPhone 8 iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay iPhone why don't you lick a cock? Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs? He slits both his hands and it still isn't enough To bring an end to system updates OS is just lubing up his little butt For like, 10 or 11 rapes iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay iPhone why don't you lick a cock? Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs? Well, I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong Every day Let me tell you bout my other friend now My friend's got a Android and it sucks his dick (that's right!) And grills him savory steaks (whoo! Everyday now) If he wants fucking cancer, then he'll get iPhone But till then, his life is great (so great!) iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay (uh oh) iPhone why don't you lick a cock? (get a job!) Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs? (oh yeah!) iPhone did 9/11, it was insane (oh yeah!) iPhone why don't you lick a cock? (get fucked) Apple's gay, Apple's gay, so gay Why'd you fuck us over, Steve Jobs? Hey, that's why now everyone's an Android