You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

[Verse 1]

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch!

[Hook]

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Yeah

[Verse 2]

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr. Grinch!

[Hook]

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Yeah

[Verse 3]

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Grinch!

[Hook]

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Yeah

[Verse 4]

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Grinch!

Darling, three words that describe you

Are "Stink, stank, stunk!"

[Hook]

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Yeah

[Verse 5]

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!

You're the king of sinful sots!

Your heart's a dead tomato, to-mah-toe

Splotched with moldy, purple spots

Oh, Mr. Grinch!

Let's face it, darling, you are a mess!

[Hook]

I'ma tell it like it T.I.is

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Yeah

[Verse 6]

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!

With a nauseating super naus!

You're a crooked jerky jockey

You drive a crooked horse

Mr. Grinch!

[Spoken Outro and Hook]

You're a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce!

Yes, you are

Like, I was really having a really great time until you came along And... really... I mean you spoiled it

Not only for me but for a whole bunch of people and that's why I have to tell you, that of all the people I've met in my whole life you're the worst in the whole wide world and I mean it, I really do

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch, you're a winch

Yeah

Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch

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Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch