Pink Snot

[Verse 1]

My friend hates needles, but he's not chicken

Knows all the statistics, and his chance is slim

Making up excuses just to buy tin foil

And erode all of the meat around his gangly core

I know a lot of men in hardcore bands

Collectively funding the Colombians

Straight-edge guys who turn to weed and beer

Now they all got divorced and they all grow beards

[Chorus]

Not me, I'm a pill man

Not me, I'm a pill man

Not me, it's a thrill, man

Not me, I like my pills, oh

[Verse 2]

Some say it's a simple and a sterile crutch

A number on the bottle and three lines of dust

Killing brain cells in increments

To reel it all in 'til it all makes sense

So you like to have a drink knowing you might drown

In the Friday's bar where the dead go down

Take opoids or your home-spun meth

Claim that tripping helps you write the best

[Chorus]

Not me, I'm a pill man

Not me, I'm a pill man

Not me, it's a thrill, man

Not me, I like

Not me, I like

Not me, I like my pills

[Chorus: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]

Not me, I'm a pill man (The pills, not me)

Not me, I'm a pill man (You made your choice now)

Not me, I'm a fill man (Oh)

Hey, whoa

Not me (You let me be)

Oh, oh

Not me (Won't deal no more)

(Oh)

I'm a pill man

[Outro: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]

Not me (The pills, not me)

Not me (You made your choice now)