Let's Have a Kiki (Almighty Mix)

Spoken by Pickles:

What's up it's Pickles, leave a message

Spoken by Ms. Matronic:

Hey, I'm calling you back

Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight

And by bitch I mean this rain

No cab, nowhere

So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels

And the lashes and the eairh

And take the train to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for "motherfuckers touching my ass"

So then I get to the club

Looking like a drowned harassed rat

And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door

But our friend, Johnny 5-0

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!

So no fee for me

I don't even know what's the tea!

So I hope you're up, girl

'Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds

Fire up the smoke machine

And put on your heels

'Cause I know exactly what we need!

Sung:

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki

Motherfucker

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive turn work

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve and work and turn honey

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves

We’re spilling tea and dishing just desserts

One may deserve

And though the sun is rising few may choose to leave

So shade that lid and we’ll all bid adieu to

Your ennui

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki

Motherfucker

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive turn work

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve and work and turn honey

Oh what a wonderful Kiki

This kiki is marvellous

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki

Motherfucker

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive turn work

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve and work and turn honey

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki

Hunty dropper

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Boots Ten Queen

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve and work and turn honey