Fox News

Hey, what's up?

I'm married now

And we just bought a brand new house

It's bigger, and it's better

And it's in a nicer part of town

We drive German cars

I've got a personal valet

We watch Fox News and laugh about you

And all the stupid things you say

She introduced me to Bizet

We go skiing in Gstaad

Our chef makes veal each Saturday

And it's delicious, I might add

While you're in some hip bar, craft beer in hand, I'm with my wife

We watch Fox News and laugh about you

And your pathetic little life

We drink Champagne, and she owns a dozen furs

We bought a purebred Doberman and named her Sarah Palin

Now I don't hold a grudge at all

I just thought I'd give a shout

So how's the cupcake shop and roller derby team working out?

You're stuck in that apartment with your paintings and your cats

We watch Fox News and laugh about you

'Cause we got rich and you got fat

We watch Fox News and laugh about you

'Cause we got rich and you got fat