I've Got V.D.

[Queeg]

I've got VD

And now nobody's ever gonna want me

My cock's so spotted, oh god, half rotted

Now pip, pip, cheerio

I've got venereal disease

Don't fall in love

You'll only end up having to lop it off

Dripping bloody pus, might be cancerous

High ho the dairy-oh

I've got venereal disease

She was only seventeen

Now I'm left in agony

What a tragedy

I've got VD

I must have picked it up from a toilet seat

Oh, that sweet girl I kissed, gave me syphilis

It's so scary-oh

I've got venereal disease

I need a miracle

I've got venereal disease

Long live rock and roll

I've got venereal disease