Let's Pretend We're Married

Ah...

[Verse 1]

Excuse me, but I need a mouth like yours

2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door

Funny but it seems that you're alone like me

So if U r go let's come see what we can see

[Pre-Chorus]

Ooh, little darlin' if you're free 4 a couple of hours

And if U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years

[Chorus]

And then let's pretend we're married, go all night

There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels alright now

I won't stop until the morning light

Now let's pretend we're married, go all night tonight

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing together tonight

[Verse 2]

Excuse me but I need your chemistry

Don't U want to be my fantasy?

My girl's gone and she don't care at all

And if she did, so what? C'mon baby, let's ball

[Pre-Chorus]

If you're free 4 a couple of hours

And if U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years

[Chorus]

Then let's pretend we're married, go all night

There ain't nothin' wrong, it feels all right now

I won't stop until the morning light

Now let's pretend we're married, go all night tonight

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing together tonight

[Breakdown]

Ahh, Prince Rogers Nelson, his royal badness

The man in the purple cape

You know, back in '78 remember?

He had an afro

Prince came out

Dirty Mind, Controversy

Boy, my sister loved those, especially the cover

Then 1999, that's where this little baby

This little gem was constructed

Then Purple Rain

Man, I would love to have touched Apollonia, you know?

The way he did, you know?

And then Around the World in a Day

He's like, getting all crazy, you know?

Parade, charade, Sign o' the Times

Lovesexy, Batman?

Diamonds and Pearls, and then Swing?

What the fuck is Swing?

Who names an album Swing?

Not to mention your own personality

Oh my god

[Verse 1]

Now, excuse me but I need a mouth like yours

2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door

Let's pretend we're married, do it all night

I won't stop until the morning light, now

[Pre-Chorus]

Let's pretend we're married for free for a couple of hours

And if you ain't busy for the next 15 minutes

[Chorus]

Then let's pretend we're married and go all night

There still ain't nothin' wrong if it feels alright, now

I won't stop until the morning light

Now Let's pretend we're married, go all night

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing, sing, sing hippies