Moronic

[Verse 1]

She's a leprechaun with a mouth full of bile

She's a movie lover, suckin' cock in the aisle

It's like ten thousand dicks, when you're not really gay

She's a death row contract, when you hate Dr. Dre

[Pre-Chorus]

And I think she's moronic

[Chorus]

It's a real pain when she hits the airwaves

With a pack of lies that she wrote in the third grade

She's a head of lice that you just can't shake

And each single makes me sicker

[Verse 2]

To imagine her naked, I'm afraid to see (I'm afraid to see)

I took my suitcase and broke her left titty

When I was at Bernie Grundman's mastering loud

I had the chance to burn her masters and I wish that I had

[Pre-Chorus]

'Cause I think that she's moronic

Bleh bleh bleh

[Chorus]

It's pure pain when she hits the airwaves

And I hope she dies with pure salt in her veins

She's a head of lice that you just can't shake

And each single makes me sicker

[Bridge]

She has a funny way

Of processing all of her vocals through a stereo chorus and delay

Yeah, she has a funny, funny way

Of singing all of her bridges like the kibbity-kibbity-kibbity-kibbity Count Bass

[Pre-Chorus]

Isn't she moronic, don't you think?

Never once melodic, you know I really do think

[Chorus]

It's pure pain when she hits the airwaves

With a pack of lies that she wrote in the third grade

She's a head of lice that you just can't shake

And each single makes me sicker

Fuck you

Fuck you