Microchip Girl

[Verse 1]

My girl, she's on the ill tip

Exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit

Her brain's like a microchip

Now it's a day in the life of

A space cadet that her mother calls daughter

[Pre-Chorus]

And ooh, just follow the instructions

And the pieces come alive

Ooh, when her shit malfunctions

Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied

[Chorus]

Microchip girl

Kicks ass at trivia

CD-ROM curls

[Verse 2]

Now she wants a PC, to stick a modem into me

I'm not the kind of guy that goes online for just any girl

Now it's a strange, strange relationship

Microchip girl's got her head on straight, I should know, I put it there

Now what do I get her for Christmas?

She's got it all on hard disk, accessible to the world

[Pre-Chorus]

Ooh, just follow the instructions

I just keep her oiled and she's cool

Yeah, ooh, when her shit malfunctions

I just plug her in to refuel

[Chorus]

Microchip girl

Found the end of pi

32-bit curls

[Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

And ooh, just follow the instructions

And the pieces come alive

Ooh, when her shit malfunctions

Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied

[Chorus]

Microchip girl

Kicks ass at trivia

CD-ROM curls