Mother Nature's Fault

[Verse 1]

The master of deception woke the devil and then set him free

She turned from an ocean to an ogre and selected me

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Now I can't help but stay away

When you're so damn evil

[Chorus]

I don't care at all

Assuming that it's mother nature's fault

It's funny how a part of me ceases to be

I waited all summer just to see her leave

(Mother nature)

[Verse 2]

She hated my lyrics, so I lied and said I threw 'em out

The only one who knows this is me, but now the record's out

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Now, I can't help but paint a perfect picture

With a double A rhyme scheme

[Chorus]

I don't care at all

Assuming that it's mother nature's fault

A sentimental part of me ceases to be

I waited all winter just to see her breathe

[Bridge]

Show me your best kept secrets and I'll never ever tell, ooh

All your friends that you know well, ooh

You let me down, down

[Verse 3]

I'll never listen to another heartfelt love song

'Cause this time of month it's a drag, you know they're dead wrong

[Pre-Chorus 3]

Now I can only comprehend the half of what I hear

'Cause you know we're all doomed

[Chorus]

I don't care at all

Assuming that it's mother nature's fault

It's funny how a part of me ceases to be

I waited all winter just to see her breathe

I waited all winter just to see her breathe

I waited all winter just to see her breathe

I waited all winter just to see her breathe