The Whip

[Verse 1]

In UFC 3, he choked a man with his Gi

Lost his grip though and got hit with the knee

Highlight reel the way he pleaded with the referee

Swore he wasn't knocked out, even with his lights out

In UFC 4, arm barred by Igor

Said he never tapped, the pain was too much to endure

Disappointed, never again into the octagon

Lived a quiet life in the southwest with his stepmom

[Verse 2]

Around UFC 38 he tried to get back in shape

Gave it another shot; under-hooks and learned to dirty box

But while training, he popped his MCL

Said he's too old to put his body through this much hell

But in UFC 3 he choked a man with his gi

If he just would have held on or avoided the knee

What-ifs, not everyone can win championships

With that known is it better to not even attempt?

(Yes?)

[Verse 3]

Around UFC 10 he fell in love with the wren

Built little cages so they can go out and in

Around then, he stopped going to the gym

Said he had other priorities he'd like to get in

Instead of training, something a little more simple

For years he watched the flying beasts out by his window

So pretty, the way they danced by the mint bushes

A far cry from double X when he pull you pushes

Around UFC 36 was the death of the wren Mitch

He felt so sad he buried him by his dad

Confused, the things he loved in life were gone

Still in the southwest just him and his step-mom

Around UFC 38 he tried to get back in shape

Was tired of Arizona and wanted to get his own place

The years off finally caught up with him

If he just would have stayed focused he might have notched a win

Maybe he could have opened his own gym

(Shit! Shit!)

[Verse 4]

Around UFC 79 he fell in love with red wine

At the local bar Idols, he'd watch fights all the time

Wall of fame: a framed photo from when he used to train

Decided to stay with his stepmom and help with her minor back pain

Fight night at Idol's

The place is packed with hot shots

And wannabes and tough guys who wanna see what the vet's got

"Hey washout, you still think you weren't knocked out?"

He replied, "you don't know anything what the octagon's about"

"Oh yeah, old man, let's step outside"

It was after a few Merlots, to the challenge he obliged

He walked out first and was attacked from the back

Rear naked choke sunk deep it knocked off his hat

Flashback to the UFC 3

Where if he just would have held on to the technique with the gi

Nightmares about where his life'd be

Reversed it this time and knocked the punk out with his knee

[Outro]

And winner by K.O

Hailing from Battle Creek, Michigan

Residing in Scottsdale Arizona

Gary 'The Whip' Wooooooooorsh!

GARY 'THE WHIP' WOOOOOOOOOOOORSH!

Give it up... FOR THE WHIP!

[Whipping/punching vocalizations]