Let’s Burn December Down

[Verse 1]

It’s Christmas Eve again

Well I lied, it’s just the tenth

Of the month, let’s burn December down

But in a festive way

We’ll do it with some Christmas lights

Before the holiday

[Chorus 1]

I’ve got enough holiday cheer

To burn December down this year

I saw the yule log on TV

That’s what I want Christmastime to be

[Verse 2]

It’s Christmas day again

Well I lied, it’s the eleventh

Of the month, let’s burn December down

Not in an evil way

Just like a cute seasonal villain

Animated out of clay

[Chorus 2]

I’ve got enough holiday cheer

To burn December down this year

Santa Claus, my dear

Breed yourself some fireproof reindeer

[Bridge]

All I want for Christmas isn’t Jesus

Yeah the kind of son I want

Ain’t the son of god, it’s just god damned arson

The world is up in flames

It’s so festive, red’s a Christmas color anyway

[Chorus]

I’ve got enough holiday cheer

To burn December down this year

I saw the yule log on TV

That’s what I want Christmastime to be