Ketamine

"Don't interrupt me man, I'm getting real impatient"

She said, "Why don't you put that in one of your stupid poems so I can hate it."

I really want a physical copy of that statement

I never met anyone who wanted

So badly to be hated

You're like Ketamine

You get me so sedated

"And all those AA rhyme schemes that I know are all about me

And to be honest, Drew, they're getting pretty mean"

Well I'm good at avoiding things and bleeding into the scenery

Like a drunk, trying to gain balance

I looked over and I saw your mattress

Try to make it feel like a slow dance

Tryna make it feel like romance

While I had another number written in the palm of my hand

Well I'm just trying to be honest

Now you're calling me out on it

Now you're calling all my friends askin'

"Where is Drew Thompson?"

If they knew, they'd tell you

But what that really means is 'get a clue'

Like a drunk, trying to gain balance

I looked over and I saw your mattress

Trying to make it seem like a slow dance

Tryna make it feel like romance

I saw a picture of your boyfriend on the nightstand