In the Doghouse

All them days of my youth were mis-spent

We were running riot fooling round wherever we went

Everybody gone mad everybody gone mad

Plenty good lovin' hanging out on the town

Woe betide you if your lady caught you with your kecks down

There'd be trouble all night there'd be trouble alright

We got by without any money

You never shut your big mouth

Got all kicked out in a hurry

Out in the dog the dog the doghouse

In the doghouse - In the doghouse - In the doghouse

Beautiful well you know I'm a liar

Don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking at the fire

What your mama don't know won't hurt her no no

All them days of my youth with no sense

We'd be writing words of wisdom on the wall in the gents

Dirty little rhymes from some dirty little minds

We got by without any money

You never shut your big mouth

Got all kicked out in a hurry

Out in the dog the dog the doghouse

In the doghouse - In the doghouse - In the doghouse

We were flat broke skint in the local coffee bar

Singing to the juke with a broken down guitar

Everybody going mad everybody going mad

Nowhere to go in the middle of the week

Smoke a little joke a little use a bit of cheek

There'd be trouble alnight there'd be trouble alright

In the doghouse - In the doghouse - In the doghouse

In the doghouse - In the doghouse - In the doghouse