Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing (Live at The New Victoria)

How you feeling?
You alright?
Them kind of monkeys can't swing

Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer
Racing the back streets of town
Everywhere has a spieler
Who's a clown
Every place has a hustler and buster
Doing his best to impress
Everywhere there's a muscler
In a mess

Them kind of monkeys can't swing
Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me
Them kind of monkeys can't swing
Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me

Every place has a joker and poker
Bum with a mark at the cards
Everywhere has a smoker
In the yard
Every place has a wheeler and dealer
Doing his best to impress
Everywhere has a spieler
In a mess

Them kind of monkeys can't swing
Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me
Them kind of monkeys can't swing
Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me

Them kind of monkeys can't swing

Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me
Them kind of monkeys can't swing
Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me
Them kind of monkeys can't swing

Them birdies can't sing
Them pigs could fly
Maybe they'll fly away from me

Them, them monkeys can't swing
We're getting in the mood, that's what it's all about
We're getting in the mood right from the start
I've had a word with the committee
Right, we're gonna really let it go tonight
We're gonna really let it go
Everybody upstairs, can you hear alright upstairs?
Good, good