Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing

[Verse 1]

Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets of town

Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown

Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a snake

Every haunt has a muscler on the make

[Chorus]

Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing

If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing

If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

[Verse 2]

Everywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impress

Everywhere has a skiver in a mess

Every place has a joker and poker born with a marked deck of cards

Every place has a smoker in the yards

[Chorus]

Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing

If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing

If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing

If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me

Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing

If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me