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"Blog Maggot" is a track by Sleaford Mods, from the album All That Glue, released 15th May 2020. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 4 articles about Sleaford Mods.
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Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Celebrities are flocking My real mates are dropping The English way: If you look like y'winning they fuck ya mate Winning what? I got a fruit machine wi' chewy on the slot I'm knocking back nicotine beans My fingertips tingle - official... or non-official I just wanna send the fucking email Blog maggot, YouTube twat If I ever meet the cunt I'll bite his fucking head flat Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot This is why the force is strong with a Tory No blonde moments, no-ones shite We are just tricked into dislike Headcase men - dead men - war Ed Sheeran selling fast - best album marketing farce On You We are John Rocha - we are all John Rocha Used to be Fendi trendy - faintly trendy Now nobody gives a tosser All of this death - everyone's deaf - all of the death William S. Burroughs can tell him Seth It's all this death, who ever On your Facebook feed poster Philosophical wanker All this death We are all half-cut - half-dead - hard to swallow Night trainers on me I can't sing about anarchy in all this death You, multiple images, magazine men I'm buff like a tent, smoking a peg men Guts like a stink pipe sink pipe Bits of bean juice washing-up sleep then death All this death All this death All this death All this fucking death Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot Promenade voting jacket Silver bullet polo hacket Golden stitch don't ya skinnage No, I'm minted mate Geronimo, tally-ho, bombs away Derek Don't sound quite the same They've all got shit Eighties mahogany wood names Like fat cigars in sunburnt boxes Lord Loxley Cobhead in Union Jack wasits Robin Thicke - thick as fuck The trendy sex heads are all thick as fuck That cunt with the big hat He's as thick as fuck That cunt who gave drugs up But still writes tunes that celebrate 'em He's as thick as fuck Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm People can do what they want - no they can't Y'can't keep kissing that cunt behind reception It's work you twat And not a flashy love bite convention Moaning like a poor cunt Like a shriveled bitter wanker A stomach full of Gold Blend trousers Like Jo Fucking Fox's New 30 mile speed limit enforce Speed camera pensioners on Harleys, yeah course Y'reap the Tudor piglets of picturesque hamlets Park outside some cunt's house Toggy pocket He's the gaffer Selwyn Froggitt I flog parrots to them Grantham lads Do a little Leonard one-skinner It's not that y'can handle it It's just that you don't want to fucking talk about it Pepper on chips I can yam five filet of fish easy The idea is you gotta go around the bend And not into it Key markets, Fine fare, Fine trade Chris Martin nightmare Nightmare n-n-n-nn-nn Nightmare n-n-n-nn-nn Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot m-m-m-mm-mm Blog maggot
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The original is taken from Connie's 2022 album 'Miss Power'.
The album - due to arrive on 10th March - is set to feature Dry Cleaning's Florence Shaw, and Jane's Addiction's Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro.
Posting on Twitter, the group encouraged fans to sign up for their mailing list and shared a 10-second teaser video.