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Shortcummings by Sleaford Mods

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Sleaford Mods

Shortcummings

Release date: 15th January 2021

From Spare RibsTrack 23:34
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About This Track

"Shortcummings" is a single by Sleaford Mods, from the album Spare Ribs, released 15th January 2021. The track is 3:34 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 4 articles about Sleaford Mods.

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Sleaford Mods

Sleaford Mods

Lyrics

Shortcummings

You have the vision when you move a notch
You get permission to be what you want
I snog it now 'cause the sexy spot is prancing on my garden
Look, I'm elevated, I'm Captain Hook
Just 'round the back of the shop shut street
The rain in the wood is like a thinner sleet
It hits my nose and all I got is twigs and fat weeds and grass snakes, please
When did I get so fucking down on my knees?

You have the mission when you walk a lot
Don't be a slider, get it how you want
I snog it now cos the sexy spot is dancing like
Baby, Dirty Dancing aka another crisis next to the magazine stand
Where's our picture on the front of this magazine, man?
It's such a shame that every job here is dead
It's such a shame that every person I meet needs smacking in the head
When did I get so fucking down on my knees?

He's gonna get all his dreams
He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings
He's gonna mess himself so much
But it's all gonna come down hard
He's gonna get all his dreams
He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings
He's gonna mess himself so much
But it's all gonna come down hard

One, two, three, four

You really don't know what they've probably got
They've got your arms if you resist the trot
I'll dance it now 'cause the rest is turned up in a microwave
Dark brown with the wavy wave
Just 'round the back of the bridge, no sleep
Lines of the road with the yellow lights brave the night to my mind
Who lives in that house
And what do they think all the time?

He's gonna get all his dreams
He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings
He's gonna mess himself so much
But it's all gonna come down hard
He's gonna get all his dreams
He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings
He's gonna mess himself so much
But it's all gonna come down hard

He's gonna get all his dreams
He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings
He's gonna mess himself so much
But it's all gonna come down hard
He's gonna get all his dreams
He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings
He's gonna mess himself so much
But it's all gonna come down hard

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Track details

From Spare Ribs

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Album
Spare Ribs
Spare Ribs
Sleaford Mods
15th January 2021
Track number
2
Release year
2021
  1. 1The New Brick
    0:44
  2. 2Shortcummings
    3:34
  3. 3Nudge It (feat. Amy Taylor)
    3:43
  4. 4Elocution
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  5. 5Out There
    3:57
  6. 6Glimpses
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  7. 7Top Room
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  8. 8Mork n Mindy (feat. Billy Nomates)
    3:24
  9. 9Spare Ribs
    3:52
  10. 10All Day Ticket
    3:45
  11. 11Thick Ear
    3:05
  12. 12I Don't Rate You
    4:04
  13. 13Fishcakes
    3:09

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Credits

Writer
Jason Williamson
Composer
Andrew Fearn, Jason Williamson
Producer
Andrew Fearn
Engineer
Andrew Fearn
Mixing Engineer
Andrew Fearn