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Slothrust – No Eye Candy (2014) | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
Slothrust
Of Course You Do
No Eye Candy

TRACK

No Eye Candy

Release date: 18th February 2014

From Of Course You DoTrack 83:15

Alternative Music Rock Hard Rock

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About This Track

"No Eye Candy" is a track by Slothrust, from the album Of Course You Do, released 18th February 2014. The track is 3:15 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Slothrust

Slothrust

Lyrics

No Eye Candy

When you walked in the room
I thought my luck had changed
My luck had changed too soon
I saw you on stage with a snake
Navel dripping wet through my plasma screen
Take one, take two, take three
Take, take, take, take, take, take
But all you said to me was
But all you said to me was
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
Every night before I go to bed...
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy

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Track details

From Of Course You Do

3:152014

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Album

Of Course You Do

18th February 2014

Track number

8

Release year

2014

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Leah Wellbaum