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Soulwax – Overweight Karate Kid (Recorded Live for ”Buzz”) (1999) | Track profile | Dork

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Overweight Karate Kid (Recorded Live for ”Buzz”)

Release date: 1999

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"Overweight Karate Kid (Recorded Live for ”Buzz”)" is a track by Soulwax, from the album International Hits, released 1999. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Soulwax.

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Overweight Karate Kid (Recorded Live for ”Buzz”)

[Verse 1]

Like an overweight karate kid you could moonwalk

Over my heart

Using candour as painkiller

Tastes like vanilla to me

Occasionally

[Chorus]

Someone please make me go home

The worst at being alone

Just tell me I ought to watch

Informercials for love

And buy all of their trust

[Verse 2]

Saturdays have shown us I'm not

The world's most talkative guy

You say it's fine

But I can always try and answer

With amplified anger

Then cry inside

[Chorus]

Someone please make me go home

The worst at being alone

Just tell me I ought to watch

Informercials for love

And buy all of their trust

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From International Hits

1999

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International Hits

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1999

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