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Spice

Bake a Man

Release date: 26th August 2022

From Emancipated
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About This Track

"Bake a Man" is a track by Spice, from the album Emancipated, released 26th August 2022. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Spice

Spice

Lyrics

Bake a Man

[Intro]

If I had a one wish from God

I would wish to create my own man, mhm

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man like a cake

Bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man like a cake

[Verse 1]

I got my ingredients right here

Three teaspoon a tender love and care

One quarter loyalty, no affair

And ten cup a money him haffi be a billionaire

Nine cup a inches big long dick

Three quarter cup him haffi romantic

Boy can't pay mi bills him haffi cut fast quick

Gimme ten cup a stamina, him can't cum quick

[Pre-Chorus 1]

My man coulda never disrespect me

Gimme anything me want, him haffi spoil me

Couple stacks, rubberbands, him haffi coil me

From mi body my man coulda neva hide me

[Chorus]

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

Weh a go come wid no drama, no cheating trend

Me don't inna no man problem

Me nuh wan no man wid no cheating trend

Me nah share man wid dem

[Verse 2]

I need a Will Smith attitude and a face like Drake

These nowadays man too bloodclaat fake

Two spoon no toxic, no headache

Wish I could bake a man like a cake

Mhm, me and di man haffi have chemistry

Two bottle fulla good personality

Every month him haffi pay di utility

Three cup honesty and authenticity

[Pre-Chorus 1]

My man coulda never disrespect me

Gimme anything me want, him haffi spoil me

Couple stacks, rubberbands, him haffi coil me

From mi body my man coulda neva hide me

[Chorus]

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

Weh a go come wid no drama, no cheating trend

Me don't inna no man problem

Me nuh wan no man wid no cheating trend

Me nah share man wid dem

[Verse 3]

I wanna hang wid di boys and stay out late

And let him cook di food and wash all di plate

Don't buy nuh shoes, come buy me estate

Nah take no bullshit, me tell you dat straight

[Pre-Chorus 2]

No, him couldn't disrespect me

Gimme anything me want, him haffi spoil me

Couple stacks, rubberbands, him haffi coil me

From mi body my man coulda neva hide me

[Bridge]

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man like a cake

Bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man like a cake

Bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man like a cake

Bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

[Chorus]

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

I wish I could bake a man like a cake

Wake and bake a man

Weh a go come wid no drama, no cheating trend

Me don't inna no man problem

Me nuh wan no man wid no cheating trend

Me nah share man wid dem

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2022
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