I Could See the Dude

I could see your words hang in the air

But they did not spell out what I thought that I heard

I could see the dude in your next room by himself

So I took one look around, walked back out

Now, the snot has caked into my pants

It's a good bet that it will soon turn to crystal form

Uh huh, yeah, so take it off and take it off again

As the crackers watch you take it off again