Diggin' Burt Bacharach

I got two black eyes

A nasty cut on my nose

A real funny feeling

From my head to my toes

But does she care

No she don't care

No she don't care

But she loves me just the same

Blind date, overweight

Made me late, I couldn't navigate

Red wine, white wine

Rise and shine I got to draw the line

Black jack clap trap

Any kind of flap trap

Big mac, lookin' back

Diggin' burt bacharach oh

We're in a black limousine

And onto a plane

Into the hotel

Missin' breakfast again

But does she care

No she don't care

No she don't care

But she loves me just the same

Contemplate my watergate

Two and eight, I didn't hesitate

Day time, night time

Underline, I gotta draw the line

Blackjack clap trap

Any kind of flap trap

Big mac lookin' back

Diggin' burt bacharach oh