Death. Taxes. Hillary.

[Intro]

Welcome, everyone, to the DNC

A dimension of sight, sound, and Hillary

You may have felt the Bern, but now it's time to learn

She is your destiny

[Verse 1]

Let's go to the DNC where they love diversity

From trans organic farmers to Muslims who eat brie

See big celebrities, Earth huggers groping trees

Recumbent bikes and Subarus owned by LGBTs

[Chorus]

Death, taxes, and Hillary

Hillary

[Verse 2]

There's Bernie in a suit he bought at the dollar store

Confetti made of e-mails staffers shred the night before

Liz Warren disses wealth, O'Malley is a DILF

Bill's on a leash, Joe smokes hashish, Michelle can plagiarize herself

[Chorus]

Death, taxes, and Hillary

Hillary

[Bridge 1]

In the City of Brotherly Love

[Verse 3]

The Wells Fargo arena will soon be filled with Dreamers

And people smoking blunts shouting "legalize the green-a"

It's a cheesecake jamboree where your mind can be set free

This power girl will change the world if her donors all agree

[Chorus]

Death, taxes, and Hillary

Hillary

[Bridge 2]

The party of the donkey is about to get funky

Join me, brothers, sisters, or corporate sponsors

However you identify, welcome to your journey

[Verse 4]

So throw your hands in the air and wave them like you care

You must rejoice, there is no choice, she is your destiny

[Outro]

Death, taxes, and Hillary

Death, taxes, and Hillary

Death, taxes, and Hillary

Death, taxes, and Hillary

And Tim Kaine!