Smoke Two Joints

[Intro]

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... Reefers

[Verse]

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

[Interlude]

Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!

Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemilla

Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!

Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemill...

Eazy-E were ya ever caught slippin'?

Hell no!

[Bridge]

Daddy, he once told me, "Son, you be hard workin' man"

And Momma, she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day, I met a man who came to me and said:

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

[Outro]

Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh

Rock me tonight, for old time's sake, oh