What Happened

Three, four!

[Verse 1]

Wake up in the morning

Clock says half past one

I have no sunglasses

As I step into the sun

[Pre-Chorus]

There's no recollection

Of the evil things I've done

It feels like I musta had some fun

[Chorus]

*Sniff-sniff*

What happened?

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]

Last thing I remember

I was chillin' at a party

Pinchin' girlies' asses

I was drinkin' recklessly

[Pre-Chorus]

I know I did something

Lord, what could it be?

Woke up in the morning

And all my friends hate me

[Chorus]

What happened?

[Guitar Solo 2]

[Ad-libs]

Uh, yeah

Play it, Boy Wonder!

[Verse 3]

What am I doin' here?

Who is this girl in my bed?

What is this shit on my face?

My God, what is that awful smell?

[Pre-Chorus]

She may be an angel

She may be a queen

She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese

[Chorus]

What happened?

[Verse 4]

Threw a bottle at the bouncer

Didn't think that he was cool

Pissed in someone's drink

And threw a bike into a pool

[Pre-Chorus]

Drivin' down the sidewalk

Like a drunken, possessed fool

I broke every single traffic rule

[Chorus]

Aw, what happened?

What happened?

Let's go!

[Pre-Chorus]

She may be an angel

She may be a queen

She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese