Crimson Wave

It’s that time, that time of the month

Well I woke up early and I got a hunch

Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away

‘Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why

Listen to The Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go

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Surfin’, surfin’ the wave

All the girls are surfin’ the wave

Surfin’ the crimson wave today

Gonna call in sick to work, I don’t care, my boss is a jerk

Can’t believe all the pain I’m in, get me white wine and vicodin

Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo

Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, ‘cause I’ve got sharks in hot pursuit

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(Bridge)

There are communists in the summer house

There are communists in the summer house

Offer them some primrose tea, if you need me, you know where I’ll be

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