Plan A, Plan B

Met him at a show

Said do you wanna go

Out sometime

And sing karaoke

Shy flirtation

Small conversation

Zero expectation

Had a couple drinks

He's smarter than you think

Maybe worth a fling

Take me to your house

Throw me on your couch

I want to turn you out

Plan B for your plan A

Plan B for your plan A

What was your plan A?

Plan B for your plan A

Forgot to take a pill

No big deal

I don't think it's got that sex appeal

But sure enough

He can keep up

Calls your bluff

Try your best

Had safe sex

Faulty latex

Someone that you worked with

Had a stupid class with

Now it's time to panic

Plan B for your plan A

Plan B for your plan A

Plan B for your plan A

What was your plan A?

Met him at a show

Said do you wanna go

Out sometime

And sing karaoke

Take me to your house

Throw me on your couch

I want to turn you out