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Tad – Crane's Café (1991) | Track profile | Dork

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8-Way Santa
Crane's Café

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Crane's Café

Release date: 1st February 1991

From 8-Way Santa

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About This Track

"Crane's Café" is a track by Tad, from the album 8-Way Santa, released 1st February 1991. Full lyrics are available below.

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Tad

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Lyrics

Crane's Café

Yeah! Black beauties crank me up

Exhaust leak clouds my mind

Copenhagen stains my mouth

And it gets me high

Yeah it gets me high

My veins, tattooed blue

Like worms on the earth

In Crane's, the smoke screen light

Can't do what I'm worth

Can't do what I'm worth

Bail to the metal; and I'm all used up

Bail to the metal; and I've had enough

Bail to the metal; and I've had enough

Bail to the metal; and I'm all used up

My wife don't know where I'm at

My daughter blew out her brains

My shadow scares the cat

Hanging it clean

Clean

Bail to the metal; and I'm all used up

Bail to the metal; and I've had enough

Bail to the metal; and I'm always off

Bail to the metal; and I'm all used up

No one touches my car

No one touches my TV

No one touches my kids

Except me

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From 8-Way Santa

1991

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