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Tankard – Alien Revenge (2004) | Track profile | Dork

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Beast of Bourbon
Alien Revenge

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Alien Revenge

Release date: 22nd March 2004

From Beast of Bourbon

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About This Track

"Alien Revenge" is a track by Tankard, from the album Beast of Bourbon, released 22nd March 2004. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

Alien Revenge

The story that's been on the news was fourteen years ago

An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol

That motherfucker disappeared, just leaving me a mental wreck

But now I'm recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space

Wiping out the alien race

Refrain:

Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!

Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your neck!

Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!

Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay!

Arriving on their planet "green" I see the breweries

I pull my shining laser gun and watch those suckers flee

They stole the secrets of the brew, you drunken thieves will go to hell

Too many, they got me, I'm stranded on this world

I know now their evil plan

Chemical invasion, man!

Refrain:

Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!

Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your neck!

Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!

Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay!

The story that's been on the news was fourteen years ago

An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol

That motherfucker disappeared, just leaving me a mental wreck

But now I'm recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space

Wiping out the alien race

Refrain:

Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!

Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your neck!

Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!

Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay

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Track details

From Beast of Bourbon

2004

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Album

Beast of Bourbon

Release year

2004

—Alien Revenge
—Under Friendly Fire
—Genetic Overkill
—Beyond the Pubyard
—Dead Men Drinking
—Endless Pleasure
—Die with a Beer in Your Hand
—Fistful of Love
—The Horde
—Slipping from Reality

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