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Tankard – Fuck Christmas (1995) | Track profile | Dork

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Fuck Christmas

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Fuck Christmas

Release date: 1995

From The Tankard

About This Track

"Fuck Christmas" is a track by Tankard, from the album The Tankard, released 1995. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

Fuck Christmas

Christmas time is here again

Time to give your cash to them

At the cross is where we'll meet

Leaving presents at his feet

Buy your gifts in harmony

Feed the Christmas industry

[Chorus:]

Fuck Christmas! All the time

Now I've got my yuletide pride!

Fuck Christmas! All the time

I've got Jesus on my side!

Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!

Fuck Christmas! All the time!

Jesus came and Jesus went

Look at all the cash we spent

Mother Mary you will see

Never bought a Christmas tree

Christmas is for me and me

I give only to receive

[Chorus]

Christmas time is here again ...

[Chorus]

He was fuckin' born in August anyway ...

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1995

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