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Tankard – Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com (1998) | Track profile | Dork

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Tankard
Disco Destroyer
Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com

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Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com

Release date: 1998

From Disco Destroyer

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About This Track

"Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com" is a track by Tankard, from the album Disco Destroyer, released 1998. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com

Modem speed is what you'll need

To get access to the heat

Surfin' the net

Data goes straight to your brain

Don't give a shit

'about reality and it's pain

Online time is just for free

Touch the screen and you will see

Silicon dreams

Powered by the god we obey

Millions of links

Leading to the one and only page

Planetwide suicide

Click and get ready to die

Planetwide suicide

We'll be deleted tonight

Planetwide suicide

Cleaned earth in pale morning light

Hypnotized, one by one

Global madness, it is done

No turning back

Take the gun or just cut your throat

Broken the necks

All the humans died alone at home

Robots walk uncontrolled

Taking over, that's the goal

Circuits and steel

No more blood and no fragile bones

Weakness been killed

Machines are runnig now by their one

Planetwide suicide

Click and get ready to die

Planetwide suicide

We'll be deleted tonight

Planetwide suicide

Cleaned earth in pale morning light

Modem speed is what you'll need

To get access to the heat

Surfin' the net

Data goes straight to your brain

Don't give a shit

'about reality and it's pain

Online time is just for free

Touch the screen and you will see

Silicon dreams

Powered by the god we obey

Millions of links

Leading to the one and only page

Planetwide suicide

Click and get ready to die

Planetwide suicide

We'll be deleted tonight

Planetwide suicide

Cleaned earth in pale morning light

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Disco Destroyer

1998

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Album

Disco Destroyer

Release year

1998

—Hard Rock Dinosaur
—Splendid Boyz
—Another Perfect Day
—Queen Of Hearts
—Mr. Superlover
—Away!
—Disco Destroyer
—Serial Killer
—Tankard Roach Motel
—U-R-B
—Face Of The Enemy
—Death By Whips
—Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com

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